Thank you federal government for having my best intests in mind. I love salty foods; chips, french fries, or just sipping salt out of the shaker while enjoying my favorite soap. I also enjoy a few shots of salt on a wild weekend or after intimacy yep nothing beats a good salt. The feds have recently informed united states citizens how dangerous this can be and are going to limit the amount of salt in certain foods. I am extremely grateful for their concern and willingness tell us what is best. I mean look at the statistics you are much more likely to die from eating a big mac than you are from lung cancer from smoking. Also the amount car crashes as a result of potato chip intoxication are through the roof! So many lives have been lost needlessly when someone out with their friends doing what was "cool" and eating tons of salted mixed nuts, lost control driving and took the lives of the innocent.
I am also impressed with the programs they have enstated to stop salty snacking at a young age. Mcdonalds among other fast food service restaurants can no longer advertise a toy in a meal that does not meet government health standards. An action of absolute paramount importance. Toys in salty meals are just like bullets in guns. The last thing we need are unhealthy children shoveling down hamburgers and french fries. All we must do is follow the example of our commander and chief smoke and continue to invite over people you pubicly humiliate to have a few beers. Be healthy and enjoy the life you will be forced into.
I found this blog by way of seeing a comment you posted on Facebook about the Undie Run, which was designed for participants to protest about whatever they so desire. In your comment you stated that people should leave the state if they do not like it and not protest. My intent is not to necessarily disagree with you, but merely to inform you that protesting is the right of the people who live in this country, in order to attempt to reign in the government, which is in the same spirit as your blog. You in several posts have essentially stated, albeit through a facetious manner, that the government is overstepping it's bounds, and not letting the people make their own decisions about their own lives, ie. regulating salt levels in certain foods. I would posit that you are protesting as well, through a different channel, but what you are doing is very similar to what the creator of the Undie Run had in mind. Just a thought.
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